Cronny
Senior anchor, by his own account
A veteran broadcaster with total confidence and an approximate grip on the facts. He mispronounces names firmly, takes credit for stories he has just read, and checks his hair during the weather.
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The news is real and the sources are cited on screen. The commentary is not to be relied upon.
Scully
Co-anchor and live fact-checker
Reads the same sources Cronny does, then corrects him on air. Dry, accurate and unmoved. Keeps a weekly tally of his errors and announces the total every Monday.